Friday, September 30, 2011

Dinghy-Lingy-Ling

Please join me in towing away the "boat" and -- to the sounds of jeers, boos and general ribaldry -- in whacking a fat bottle of bubbly across the bow of its now rebranded a.k.a.: "dinghies."

A "dinghy" is a silly enough sounding word, meaning a small little watercraft. (Scott: It was one of my first thoughts, swiftly colluded by you, thus ensuring me of its Purity of Essence and propensity to succumb to my precious... bodily... fluids ;')

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The acronym "DINGHIES" stands for:

Defenseless

Inept

Nils

Getting

Hammered

Into

Eternal

Silence

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Oh, and me, I'm doin' fine. Day two of the remaining 10-14 is nearly already a done deal.